Chicago Hot Dog Relish | Neon Green Sweet Relish by Chicago Johnnys

First off, i was never really a mustard type of guy to begin with but, this caught my attention. not until now have i been proud to call myself a mustard conniver but, here i am i guess! anywhew, this is the single best mustardm, treat, heck, even dish. ever. this has gotta be the most soothing and best tasting thing that was edible. my tongue blossomed and my tummy felt whole. Whenever i eat this i get that sense of comfortability and sense of wholeness. Ive never felt this way before, at a party, on graduation night, with a girl (granted ive never actually ever even touched a woman that wasnt in my family) but i still like top dream. Heck this relish made me more emotional and made me get into my feelings more than my own mothers passing. I dont know, if its the consistency, taste or whatever but this is the best relish ever, thank you. -Langston Ontario Bartholomew The Fifth