If you've never used Dude Wipes before, take the time to read this review and let me spend the next minute of your life filling you in on the pleasures, feeling and sensation you'll feel while using Dude Wipes. Have you ever dropped a deuce and had to wipe three, four, maybe even five times? Have you finished your business and thirty minutes later felt like you didn't wipe enough to find out there were still reminense of last nights chipotle roaming around your cheeks. Well say no more, Dude Wipes will not only clean your hole, but they'll make you feel the same way you do while getting into a freshly made bed, they'll make you feel the same way you feel walking into an air conditioned room after being out in the hot, humid sun, they make you feel the same way you feel when you're at the bar and the girl your flirting with hands over her number no questions asked or says “lets get out of here” Dude Wipes are life changing. If you haven't used them, sack up and get what we fireman call “getting on the program.” As a fireman, we get sweaty, we may go days without showering, and when we can't cleanse ourselves with soap and water we look to alternatives. Dude Wipes are those. Perfectly sized, scent free, they'll leave you and your hole feeling complete.