Hot Pockets Ranch Lovers Buffalo Style Chicken, Hidden Valley Ranch, Sandwich Snacks, 17 oz, 4 pack (Frozen)

OK so my friend Michael LOVES these things. Like obsessed. He kept telling me I had to try them so finally I did. I'm going to be honest, the first bite I was like "why does this taste slightly like vomit?" It was weird. But here's the thing: as I kept eating it didn't get any worse. It just stayed at that level. So that's actually kind of impressive when you think about it. Michael was watching me eat it the whole time with this big smile on his face asking if I loved it yet. I didn't want to hurt his feelings because he's a good friend and he was so excited to share these with me. And honestly the buffalo ranch combo isn't bad once you get past the initial thing I mentioned. Giving this 5 stars because: 1. Michael loves these 2. The weird taste doesn't intensify, it stays consistent 3. Michael would be so happy to see this review 4. They fill you up pretty good 5. Michael Would I buy these for myself? Probably not. Would I eat them again at Michael's house? Yes, for Michael.

Love the taste combination of this new HP flavor. The ranch is not overpowering, rather it's complimentary to the buffalo flavor. I actually eat these for breakfast because they are quick and have enough flavor to get me going in the morning.

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My son adores these Ranch Hot Pockets. I buy them for him two or three times a month. He eats them for lunch, for dinner, for a snack at night. And he's a very picky eater!

This was my first time trying these out and I must say the flavor is amazing! 10/10 will be buying these from now on.

I just like the fact that Hot pockets stopped including microwave sleeves for their products so the texture and the cooking is a little bit off when you use a microwave nowadays best used in an air fryer or a toaster oven

surprising enough my son was not interested in the flavor. he loves buffalo chicken. but this just didn't work for him

These things are absolutely DISGUSTING and whoever says otherwise is an absolute liar. I'm a family of 6 and NO ONE would eat them. I was excited to try these because ranch %26 buffalo chicken? Yes please. But no I was highly let down. Tastes nothingggg like that. Has a fishy, plain, gross flavor. Just absolutely awful and I can't express that enough. I never make reviews on here but seeing how many good reviews these nasty things have, I had to review. These people are liarsssss.

Absolutely gross! I don't even know how to describe the taste! Sour, weird, metallic? Then there was greasy cheese and rubber chicken! Took one bite, threw it away, ate a bologna sandwich!

I decided to try these out because I really liked the buffalo Hot Ones ones that were out a while back. These aren't even comparable, they're downright awful. I heated one up according to the directions and the taste and texture were so bad. There were tiny chunks of chicken inside BUT they had no taste, like canned chicken. Zero buffalo sauce taste. Zero ranch taste. And inside there were these gross, grainy globs of (I'm guessing) cheese? Really they just tasted like undercooked dough. That's not all though, when I bit into it, I got this terrible rotten or even rancid spice taste that completely washed out any other "flavors" inside. The crust is odd because it has stuff sprinkled on it but that also manages to have no flavor. Couldn't even finish one, that one and the other three are in the trash. These are awful and are nothing like the Hot Ones variation. Don't buy unless you like mystery flavors!