Executive: How's that smart birdhouse coming along?
Manager: Great, sir, just great. We've got our stupidest people on it, just like you asked.
Executive: Excellent. And the price point?
Manager: Comically non-competitive.
Executive: Very good, very good.
[Later that day]
Manager: The hole should face East, correct?
Engineer: That's correct, sir.
Manager: And the orientation of the solar panel?
Engineer: Articulates toward North, yes.
Manager: Good. And the sun, it's to the Southeast?
Engineer: Yes, that's correct, sir.
Manager: Very good. So it won't charge the battery effectively, will it?
Engineer: No, no it won't, sir.
Manager: And if they try to turn the panel?
Engineer: Wire gets in the way, sir.
Manager: Excellent, and if they attempt any modifications to make it face the sun, the wire?
Engineer: Not nearly long enough, sir.
Manager: Perfect.